A Man Is Preparing For A Golf Tournament...

When suddenly a leprechaun appears in front of him. The leprechaun says to the man, "Hey pal, I can make sure you win this afternoon, but there's a catch."

The man, not wanting to pass the opportunity, asks, "What's the catch?"

The Leprechaun responds, "The catch is that you have to not be romantically involved with anybody. That means no dates, no marriage, no kissing, no sex, nothing. You can't even think of a girl lustfully. If you break this deal, you'll have to become my slave for all of eternity."

The man agrees to this deal, and the Leprechaun goes on his merry way. Sure enough, the man wins the golf tournament later that day. The Leprechaun, realizing that he never got his client's name, returned later and asked, "Say, I forgot to ask, what's you're name?"

"Patrick," The man responds, " but most people just call me Father O'Reilly."