Mahatma Gandhi Died And Went To Heaven

He was royally welcomed by St. Peter as a great saint and told that any request of his would be granted.

Gandhi said, "All my life I have been non-violent. Now I would like to live a life like Adolph Hitler."

St. Peter replied, "This is too horrible a wish to be granted -- but we will let you see Hitler in hell. That will give you an idea and you may drop your desire."

Gandhi was taken to hell where he saw Hitler surrounded by beautiful naked dancing girls and many bottles of wine.

"How can this be hell?" cried Gandhi "This is heaven!"

"Of course it is hell," said St. Peter. "The bottles all have holes and the women don't!"