One In Ten

Tom and Anne, a bonafied redneck couple, have been together for many years and have produced 9 children.

One fine day they go to the doctors office for information about possibly getting Tom a vasectomy. The doctor comes into the room and asks Tom "Why wait til now? Why after 9 children do you want a vasectomy?"

Tom takes a deep breath and leans back, "Well, we saw tha other night on the tv that 1 in every 10 children born in America are Mexican, and, well, we don't want to risk our 10th kid comin out Mexican 'cuz neither of us speaks a lick of spanish."