Sweat Dreams

Two friends were talking.

One friend said, ”You will not be able to believe that last night in my dream I went fishing. My God, what a great fish, so huge. The whole night I was fishing and fishing and there was no end... greater and greater fish...!”

The other man said, ”This is nothing. What I saw last night you will certainly not believe. I saw that on one side Marilyn Monroe is lying naked and on the other side another beauty.”

As he asserted this the first man said, ”You idiot. You pretend to be my best friend. Why did you not call me?”

The man said, ”I did. I went running to your house, and your wife told me that you had gone fishing!”