A Girl Walks Up To Her Father

A girl walks up to her father, looking quite scared. Her father turns to her and asks her what's wrong. She avoids looking at him directly and replies, "D-dad, I'm...a lesbian." "Okay, no big deal," her father replies as he resumes his work. The girl sigh's in relief and walks away.

The next day, the father was greeted by his other daughter. The daughter looked him in the eye and told him she was a lesbian too. The father shrugged and replied that its okay. She then walks out.

The very next day, his last daughter approached him. Before she could say anything, the father turned around sharply and asked, "let me guess, you're gay too, right?" The daughter nodded. The father, now fuming, yells out, "oh great, does anyone like dick in this family?" "I do," replied the son.