Harrison Ford's Broccoli Joke

So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up and she says: “Excuse me.” He says: “Yes?” She says: “Where’s the broccoli, I can’t find the broccoli?” He said: “Oh, I’m really sorry ma’am.” He says. “We ran out of broccoli, we’ll have some tomorrow morning.” And he goes back to his work and he’s stacking the oranges and he hears behind: “Mister” “Mister” And he turns around and it’s the say lady, and she says: “Where’s the Broccoli? You got any broccoli?” He says: “No, ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli. I’ll have some tomorrow morning.” Goes back to work. A couple of minutes later, this woman walks up – right in his face and she says: “How come I can’t find any broccoli?” He says: “Lady, ah, do me a favor, will you.” She says: “What?” He says: “How do you spell – indulge me – how do you spell cat?” He says: “Like in Catastrophic?” She says: “C-A-T.” He says: "OK great! How do you spell dog?Like in dogmatic?” She says: “D-O-G.” He says: “How do you spell Fuck like in Broccoli?” She say: “There is no Fuck in Broccoil!” He says: “That’s what I’m trying to tell you lady!”