Statue In The Bedroom.

A lady is in the bedroom having sex with her lover when the husband pulls up to the driveway.

"Quick she says, rub this oil around your body and I'll cover you with baby powder and stand in the corner pretending you are a statue".

The husband comes upstairs and sees the statue and asks the wife "What the hell woman?"

"I was over at the Johnsons the other day and they had a statue in their bedroom and I liked it, so I got one just like it."

Nothing happens for the rest of the evening, the woman reads a book and the husband watches TV, until around 2 AM when the husband goes downstairs to the kitchen and comes back with a sandwich in hand and a beer, then turns around and says to the statue: "Here man, have a snack, I was stuck at the Johnsons' for 2 days and they didn't even offer me a glass of water".