Son Asks His Father...

Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?

Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?

Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy!

Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?

Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: You see son 'Hypothetically' we are sitting with 3 millionaires, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 sluts & 1 gay cocksucker.