An American, A Japanese, And A Mexican Arrives To Heaven...

and they are greeted by St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the American where he was born. The American says: "Born in the U.S.A.!" [Say that singing like Bruce Springsteen] St. Peter says: "Ok, you're going to hell 10 years and then we will see."

Now is the turn of the Japanese. The Japanese says: "Me born in Nippon" [Say that with Ms Swan's accent] St. Peter says: "Ok, you're going to hell 5 years and then we will see."

Now is the turn of the Mexican. The Mexican says: "Ese mi Peter, I come from México. [Say that with Speedy Gonzalez accent and don't forget to say Me-he-ko] St. Peter says: "Fine, you can enter heaven."

The American and the Japanese are shocked. "Why are you sending us to hell while this Mexican can enter heaven?" St. Peter answers: "Well, he already comes from hell."