Thursday, July 30, 2015
My Dad Told Me This While We Were Changing Out Some Brakes
A man walks into a gas station on his way home to his girlfriend. He grabs a soda, and a box of cheap condoms.
The lady at the counter says "that'll be 7.99 plus tax"
"Tacks? The damn things don't even hold themselves on?"
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