A Man Begins To Have A Mid-life Crisis

One night while the man is having sex with his girlfriend he decides that he needs to mix things up. Without saying a word he decides to try anal sex. The man's girlfriend looks up at him with a scowl on her face, "that's a little presumptuous don't you think?" The man angrily replies, "well don't you think presumptuous is too big of a word for a 6th grader?"