There Were 3 Men On An Airplane. [slightly Racist]

One was black, one was white, and one was asian. It was a very old airplane and it started to malfunction. The pilot told everyone on board to throw something away so the airplane can lose weight.

The black man threw away 2 packs of cigarettes and the white man asked "why'd you do that?". The black man replies "we have too many of these in our country."

The asian man throws away a pack of instant noodles and the black man asked "why'd you do that?" He replied "we have too much of these in our country."

The white man reached in his suitcase, but he only had his laptop, a gold ring that he is about to give to his wife, and some clothes. So he throws the black man overboard and the asian man asks "why'd you do that?" The white guy replies "we have too many of these in our country."