A Lady Stood In Line In A Grocery Shop

She put the grocery on the table 1egg 1milk 1bred 1banana 1avocado 1soda 1bag of chips 1toothpaste 1ice 1bagofdicks 1orange 1gum 1cucumber

The man at the counter is looking at the groceries and then at the woman and mumbles: Ohh so you are single!?

The women answer a bit shy: yes, how did you figure that out?

The man who already packed the groceries in a bag looks at her as he hands over the bag and say:

Because you are fucking ugly