An Old Timer's Joke.

An old man is living by himself and asks his grandchildren to visit because he is close to Death. This old man lives in a different state, so they all have to take a plane to get to him. When they all arrive at his apartment, they can't find their grandfather. They look this way and that way, but each room is empty. All of a sudden they hear a voice scream from the pantry, "Get the hell away from me." All of them run to the pantry, slide the door open, and there is their grandpa. Turns out he had done too much acid, and literally thought Death was in his house.

Silly old people.