Doctor Doctor

A man goes to the doctor and says, “doctor doctor, my whole body is hurting. Where ever I touch myself I am in lots of pain”. So the doctor asks the man to show him what he means. The man pokes his knee with his finger and screams out in pain, he then pokes his elbow with the same finger and screams out in pain, he then follows to touch his leg, his head and his foot each time screaming in pain. The doctor asks the man to stop as he has seen enough. “I know what is wrong with you sir” says the doctor, “you finger is broken”.