It Was His First Day In Prison...

It was his first day in prison. He was led to his cell and the door was closed and locked behind him.

He looked up at the top bunk to see his cell mate for the first time; a big fella.

His cell mate said, "Right, it's your first night. We've got a little role-playing game we like to play with the new inmates to get them acclimated. It's kind of like playing 'family'. So, do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?"

Thinking carefully about what would be the safest role to choose, he hesitantly said, "Daddy..."

"Right then," said the big guy, "come and suck on mommy's dick."