So I Was Walking Through Chicago And I Saw There Was A "Muslim Bookstore"

I was wondering what exactly is in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if I needed help.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?

The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!!" I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"