A Man Is Going To War For His Country

(Bit of a long joke, bear with me)

Edit: sorry this was blank for a bit. I wrote the joke, and accidentally deleted it, so i had to write it again

So a man enters the military and he is shipped of to the war.

He stands in line for his weapons, and eventually he reaches the armory. The man running the armory says, "Sorry son, we're all our of muskets."

The young man asks, "what am i supposed to do?"

The man says, "hold on, I'll be back" and goes into a closet. He pulls out a broom and gives it to the young man.

Young man says "what am i supposed to do with this?"

The man tells him, "if you see an enemy, just point the tip of the broom and go bangity bang bang. It will work."

The young man, makes a face, but moves on to the next table with the broom. "Hi there, i would like my bayonet."

The man at the table says, "oh sorry, we're out of them, here". The man ties a string to the end of the broom.

"What am i supposed to do with this?"

The man at the table says, "if an enemy comes close, just point the string at him and go stabbity stab stab."

The young man, is beyond disbelief, but doesn't argue. He and a squad of men are sent to a post.

An hour later, enemy's appear in the horizon, and everyone begins to shoot.

The young man decides, "oh what the hell," and pointed the gun at an enemy solider. He yelled, "bangity bang bang!"

Surprisingly, the enemy he aimed at fell as if he had been shot. So the young man kept going.

Soon the enemys were able to get very close. The young man, curious, pointed the string at the enemy's and shouted "stabity stab stab". Miraculously, the enemy fell over dead.

He did this until only he was left standing in the battlefield.

In the distance, he saw one enemy solider marching towards him. So he picked up his broom and yelled, "bangity bang bang." However the lone solider did not go down. The young man kept trying to shoot the lone soldier.

Eventually, the lone soldier was close enough, and the young man yelled "stabity stab stab!" Yet the lone soldier did not respond.

Then the lone soldier came up to the young man, trampled over him and kept walking.

As the young man lay near death, he could hear the lone soldier saying,

"Tankity tank tank"