April In Sunday School

April wasn't the best in Sunday school, she would always sleep through class. But one day, the teacher asked her "Who created the universe?" so a fellow student named Johnny poked her with a pin, causing her to jump up in surprise and shout "God Almighty!" so the teacher said "Very good!", before April went back to sleep. A while later, the teacher asked April "Who is our Lord and Savior?" but once again, she didn't respond as she was too busy napping in class. So Johnny, being the hero he is, grabbed the pin again and poked her with it, causing April to snap out of her deep sleep and yell "Jesus Christ!". The teacher said "Very good!" before April went back to sleep. About 15 minutes later, the teacher asked April "What did Eve say after giving birth to her 22nd child?" so Johnny, being the helpful little boy he is, poked April with the stick before she exclaimed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!". Then the teacher fainted.