Old Farmers Joke I Learned When I Was Little.

Farmer John was a quiet little farmer, living on his farm with his wife and his tiny flock of sheep that only counted 8 female sheep´s and one ram.

One fall something horrible happened, he lost his ram. And since the closest sheep farmer was over 9 hour drive one way, he ran to his neighbor that happened to be a vet asking for help. The vet looked at him and just said.

John, you got two options. Option one : is to drive all your sheep´s to the closest sheep farmer . Or option two : that you could do it yourself.

Farmer John looked at the vet with big eyes. "Myself?".

Yes said the vet. Just take these blue pills, and if the sheep´s are laying down the morning after , the deed is done.

Farmer John was not happy with both of the options, so he told the vet that he would think about it.

When he got home his wife asked him : John dear, did the vet give any advice what you could do?
And John replied that he needed to think about it. That he did, actually for several weeks, until that day his sheep´s where ready for mating.

Dreading the idea of having to drive the sheep´s all that way. He decided to go for the second option and got the pills from the vet.

But now John had a problem, how to get around to do that "deed" with the sheep´s without having his wife catching him in the "act". After a short thought he got a brain storm. Corralled the sheep´s into his truck and drove off with them, yelling at his wife when passing by the house that he would not be long with the sheep´s.

After a hour drive he found a secluded spot where he could , do the "deed" without being spotted by his wife and god forbid any neighbor.

So on he went, one by one he fucked each sheep for few minutes after taking the pill and when the deed was done, he got them back on the truck and hurried with them home.

But the morning after when he got up and hurried to the sheep´s , he sadly found them all standing.

WHAT THE HELL: Screamed John, cursing under his breath that he could not perform on the sheep´s enough to make them pregnant. So he hurried again and as before he got them on his truck and drove off with them. Cursing the whole time that he would so show them.

But this time he took his time with each of the sheep. Fucking them for almost thirty minutes each, and when he was done, he was a little shaken but was pretty sure that he had done the deed now as he drove the sheep´s home.

Morning after , he almost wanted to cry when he saw each of the sheep´s standing there and looking at him.

Furious he got them back into his truck, speeding with them back to the place and as soon as he popped the pill he started fucking them. And after a hour with each sheep he was shaking, trembling. But by all that load left in each sheep there could be no way that non of the sheep was not impregnated now by him.

And the ride home was slow, after eight hours of that marathon of sex with his sheep´s, he was more than happy when he finally got home and straight into bed as he knew the sheep´s would be laying in the morning after this.

And he barely felt like he had slept when his wife woke him up.

John... John... JOHN!!!

What , what ? mumbled John barely grasping in his mind what was going on. But his wife was visibly shaken.

Something is wrong with the sheep´s John.. She stated with her eyes wide and doe like.

Ahhh! said John. Are the sheep´s all laying down?

No! Screamed his wife. They are all in the truck, honking the horn.