A Guy Goes To See Doctor N.

I'm sorry, says the nurse, the doctor isn't in, but I can take your symptoms and see what we can do.

"Well, my head is killing me, and I'm running a fever."

The nurse leaves. She returns in a few moments and says "Take 2 asprin and Call Dr N's office in the morning"

"But nurse, you're not a doctor, how do you know that's what I need?"

"N SAID", replies the nurse.