A Man Gets Home From Work...

he walks inside, takes off his coat, grabs a cold beer, and walks out to his rocking chair on the porch and takes a seat. As he is relaxing, he notices his neighbors little boy Billy walking past his house with some duct tape. The man shouts out to the boy, "What you got there Billy?".

"Duct tape"

"What you doing with duct tape son?".

"Gonna go catch some ducks".

The man laughs to himself saying "That's not gonna work."

About 15 minutes later, here comes Billy with 3 ducks wrapped up in some duct tape. The man thinks to himself, "There is no way".

A little while later, here comes Billy again holding some chicken wire.

"What you got there Billy?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

The Man laughs and shouts to Billy "You know that's not how you catch chickens." The boy ignored and went on his way.

About 15 minutes later, here comes Billy with 3 chickens caught up in some chicken wire. The man looks out in disbelief. "How'd you catch those Billy?"

"With the chicken wire." The man is astonished.

A couple minutes later, here comes Billy again holding a flower. "What you got there Billy?" The boy replies, "A Pussywillow". The man shouts back, "Hold on, I'll get my coat."