After Their Ship Wrecked...

...a Frenchman, an Englishman, and an American washed up on a small island. Not long after, they were captured by savages and forced to kneel. The chief says "We will torture you, kill you, feed your meat to our dogs, and use your skin for our canoes! Any last requests?" The Frenchman requests a knife and exclaims "Viva la France!" before cutting his own throat. The Englishman takes the knife and exclaims "Long live the Queen!" before doing likewise. The American requests a fork and shouts "Fuck your canoes!' and begins to stab himself all over his torso.