American Songs

Three immigrants are attempting to get their American citizenship. As a final test, they must each go up to the clerk, in private, and sing an American song. The first two manage to finish with a passing grade, but the third friend fails.

They decide to go to a bar to celebrate and console their friend. The first immigrant admits he didn't know an American song, "... so I sang American Boy by Estelle."

The second admits that he didn't know an American song, either. "I sang White America by Eminem."

The two look to the third who said, "I sang Star Spangled Banner, but the clerk told me I wasn't allowed to make up my own song."