Never Been Hugged

A man and his girlfriend were walking on the beach one day and sees a woman with no arms or legs sitting by the water looking sad. "What's wrong sweetie?" He asks. "I've never been hugged before." She replies. His girlfriend whispers to him "she's so sad, just make her happy." So he leans down and gives her a hug, "Now you've been hugged" he says. They start walking away and she starts crying. "What's wrong this time?" He asks. "I've never been kissed before either." Looking rather annoyed the girlfriend tells him to just peck her on the cheek and be done with it. So he kneels down and kisses her cheek, "Now you've been..." but she suddenly pushes her lips against his which really pisses the girlfriend off but she knows this lady is just so lonely. They start to leave when the woman starts bawling hysterically. "What's the matter now?!?" He asks obviously annoyed as well. "I've... never been fucked before..." Sick of this, the girlfriend picks her up, throws her in the water and yells "now you're fucked!"