Some Translated Italian Jokes On The European Immigrant Crisis

Venezuela offers refuge to 20k immigrants. Now I want to see how you even get here.

France suggests bombing Syria. To drive out the last refugees.

Clashes on the border between Hungary and Serbia. If I were an Austrian archduke, I would stay home.

Merkel: "Refugees will change Germany". In particular, they need a goalkeeper and defender.

Putin, on the immigration topic: "If you need any gas..."

Thousands of refugees ready to walk 250km. The Kenyans are already ahead.

A baby named Hope was just born in Budapest station. She joins her two brothers, Werefucked and Ohshitrun.

Italian politician visits a refugee center. Now they want to help us.

Italian right wing politician: "I'd just take in immigrants with a mindset similar to mine." Well then, ISIS is pretty good.