The Chinese Guy That Worked At The Second-hand Store.

There was a chinese guy that wanted to work at a second-hand store in New York. But he couldn't really understand english. His boss said that the customer usually asks three questions. The questions and answers to these questions are usually: Q. HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST? A. Only 2 dollars Q. SHOULD I BUY IT? A. If you don't, somebody else will Q. OK I"LL BUY IT. A. Ok!

On the chinese mans first day on the job, a robber came into the store and asked: HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE? "only 2 dollars" SHOULD I KILL YOU? "if you don't, somebody else will" OK I'LL KILL YOU. "ok!"