The Potato

A muscular man was walking on the beach one day looking for girls and no one would give him the time of day. He was about to give up when he saw a pale, skinny ginger in a speedo surrounded by beautiful women, laughing, hanging on his every word. When they left, the frustrated body builder walked over and shouted "what's the big idea?!?" "I assume you mean the women," he replies "it's simple! Everyday I walk around with a potato down my shorts and they all come running!" The muscle man takes this advice and walks off. The next day the body builder grabs the ginger fellow at the surf shop and puts him up against a wall "what the hell?!? I did what you said and the women still wont talk to me! It's worse than yesterday!" Wheezing, the puny guy whispers "potato goes in the front..."