Top 10 Reasons A Gun Is Better Than A Woman

1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

3. If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.

4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

7. Guns function normally every day of the month.

8. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR THE GUN.