[NSFW] You're Fucked Now

So a guy is walking along the beach enjoying the sun when he stumbles past a girl crying.

He walks up to the crying girl and notices that she has no arms and legs.

He asks, "why are you crying"

The girl responds, "I've never kissed a guy before"

After the guy hears this he leans down, kisses the girl and walks away

As he walks away he hears the girl crying once more. He back tracks and asks the girl again, "Why are you crying"

The girl responds, "I've never been fingered before"

After hearing this the guy lays down next to the girl and begins to finger her. After a short while he gets up, walks away, and again hears sobbing again

He walks back to her and asks, "What is it now"

She responds, "I've never been fucked before"

Frustrated, the guy picks her up, throws her in the ocean and shouts

"You're fucked now"