So A Newlywed Couple Get Into A Fight.

They fight for hours and hours, finally they end up going to bed. In the morning they're still hostile towards each other and the wife says,

"I had a dream last night that I was at a penis auction."

To which the husband replies,

"Yeah? Was mine there?"

"Yeah it was. It didn't do well at all, too small."

The husband, now a little annoyed said,

"It's funny you mentioned that because I had a dream I was at a vagina auction last night."

"Is that right? Was mine there?"

The husband smiles,

"Yeah, it's where we held it."