Sam, William, Richard And Ridge Are Sitting In An English Class.

Sam, William, Richard and Ridge are sitting in an English class and things are getting pretty boring. They're discussing the Victorian Period.

Ridge is a math major, and he starts determining how much money it would cost to print the words on William's book on a giant plaque. William is making fun of him for being nerdy, and Sam is laughing at him because he is also a math guy.

Ridge begins having a panic attack because it's getting too hard to do, the equation is getting intense and he begins sweating profusely. He starts heating up and goes into a heat stroke. "The only way to fix it is to finish the equation and find out how much the words are worth!" he screams.

Richard, being the natural leader, takes over and yells at Sam to finish the equation: "Sam, you'll cool Ridge with William's words' worth!"

The teacher shouts "This is the Victorian Period, not the Romantics!"

...I am SO SORRY. I.. This hurt me to type.