A Man Goes To See A Doctor Because Of An Itch 'down There'

When the doctor receives his results from the lab he calls the man in to go over the results. The doc sits him down and tells him "I'm afraid you've contracted Shag."
The patient immediately has a puzzled look on his face. "Shag? What's that?".
Slowly, with a solemn look on his face, the doctor responds. "Syphilis, Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea."
The patient immediately jumps up, "HOLY SHIT, WELL WHAT DO WE DO?"
The doctor calmly responds "Well, first we quarantine you, then give you a prescription of Pizza and Pancakes"
The man, confused and shocked, responds "Pizza and Pancakes? Why the hell would you prescribe me that?!"
With a serious look, the doctor tells him "That's all that will fit under the door."