A Pastor Wakes Up In No Mood To Go To Work On Sunday Morning.

So he calls his secretary at the church and feigns illness. He says that he would dearly love to lead the services that morning but he was simply too sick. The secretary wishes him well and promises to make arrangements for a substitute.

Thus excused, the truant pastor goes to the country club for a few rounds of golf.

Meanwhile, God and Jesus are up in heaven looking down on their lazy servant with disapproving frowns. As he arrives at hole number one, God gets a devilish grin and says "watch this."

He tees off and scores a hole in one on his very first swing. He's shocked but very pleased and moves on to hole number two.

Jesus says to God "father, why are you rewarding this dishonest servant?" God simply winks, and the pastor scores yet another hole in one.

This goes on for all eighteen holes. The pastor scores at or below par on every one, and by the end of the eighteen holes he's set a new club record.

Jesus is quite upset at this point as he watches the pastor do a victory dance. "What was the purpose of that, father?" He asks.

God turns to his son and says "who's he gonna tell about it?"