A Wife With A Drinking Problem

An angry wife was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, Paddy ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go!" cried Paddy. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Full Disclosure: This is not my joke I found it in an old magazine and thought Reddit would enjoy.