Heaven Meeting Year 2015

Every year in heaven jesus and the apostles gather up for a meeting to discuss about earth's problems. The theme of the year is.. Drugs, they discuss about it for a while with no succes and then it comes clear: they don't know the subject enought to fix it...

So Jesus tell his apostle to go back to earth, find all the drugs they can and bring back to him. They all leave and after couple days start coming back.

First come back Peter , <<"knock knock" - "Who's there?" - "it's Peter" - "Good Peter come in, what do you bring?" - - "i bring some hashish from Morocco" >>

Then comes back James , <<"knock knock" - "Who's there?" - "it's James" - "Good James come in, what do you bring?" - - "i bring some cocaine from Colombia" >>

Also come back John with loads of Heroine , Bartholomew with a bag of amphetamynes and so on all other apostles bring loads and loads of drugs 'till Judas knocks the door..

<<"knock knock" - "Who's there?" - "it's Judas" - "Good Judas come in, what do you bring?" -

• "THE FUCKING POLICE, RAISE YOUR HANDS AND DON'T MOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" >>