It Is Thanksgiving Eve And A Boy Arrives Home From School.

It's Thanksgiving Eve and a boy arrives home from school.

When he enters his home his parents are yelling at each other, "You Bitch!" and "You Bastard". Upon hearing this the boy asks, "Mom, Dad, what do bitch and bastard mean?" And his parents tell him that it's polite for boys and girls.

-7 hours-

The boy is wakes up in the middle of the night, needing to use the restroom, the closest one is his parents room. He enters hoping to sneak by and go back to bed. When he enters his parents are under their covers yelling "Boobies and balls!". So the child asks what that means and after his parents realize to stay hidden the tell him that they're new words for coats and hats.

-15 hours-

It's almost time for the family to host the annual Thanksgiving and the child needs to brush his teeth in the bathroom. His father is shaving and cuts himself as the boy walks in, he yells, "Shit!". The boy hears it and questions what that word means. The father says that it is a better way of saying shaving cream.

After he brushes his teeth he heads downstairs and walks into the kitchen while his mother is preparing food. As her son walks in the room she yells "Fuck, I forgot it". The child, once again questioning his mother, asks what that word means. She tells him that it is a very unused word for stuffing. The child understands it as stuffing a turkey.

The child hears the door bell ring and his parents tell him to answer it and greet the guests. The child opens up the door and greets the guests with, "Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your boobies and balls?". The guests are disgusted and immediately ask the child where his parents are. The child says, "Well my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey and my dad is up stairs putting shit all over his face."