Paddy's Last Will And Testament

Paddy is seeing his lawyer to set up his last will and testament. Most of the points are covered as there is not much to cover so the lawyer asks ever so friendly:

"My dear Paddy, how would you like for the practicalities around your funeral to be arranged?"

Paddy thinks for a bit and says:

"Well, I would like very much to be scattered around me ex-wives' house as it used to be my house and this is where I have the fondest memories."

"Ah, I see. So you would like to be cremated then?"

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"No"