Peanut Butter And Jelly Flavoured Apples

A man is walking by a fruit stand and sees a sign for "Peanut Butter and Jelly flavoured Apples" so out of curiosity he asks the fruit vendor for a sample.

The man bites in to the Apple.

"Wow that tastes just like peanut butter, but you said it tastes like peanut butter AND jelly."

The vendor replies "Flip it around!" And sure enough the other side tasted like jelly.

The man now astonished by this apple, asks about any other flavors.

The vendor says, "Sure I do! I even have an apple that tastes just like pussy. Try it!"

The man bites into it. With an expression of pure disgust he spits it out.

"This tastes like shit!!"

The fruit vendor replies, "Flip it around!"