Prostate Exam

A man goes to his doctor for his prostate exam. The doctor gets his glove and starts doing his thing, when suddenly, he finds a £50 note! The doctor keeps searching and finds a large amount of notes and coins at different amounts. After he's sure he got everything out, he counts it all up.

Doctor : I don't want to alarm you, but I just pulled £1999.99 out of your ass! Have you any idea why or how this happened?

Patient : I guess I'm just not feeling too grand.