The Hairlip And The Nut Salesman

A man with a hairlip goes to a nut shop. He goes up to the salesman and asks, "How mucth are your pithathioths?"

"Sir, the pistachios are $20 a bag."

"$20 a bag for pithathioths!? Good lord. Ok, how mucth are your cathewths?"

"The cashews are $15 a bag."

"$15 a bag for cathewths!? My God. Ok, how mucth are your peanuths?"

"The peanuts are $10 a bag."

"$10 a bag!? Oh Jesthuth! OK, I'll take a bag of peanuths."

The nut salesman rings up the transaction and the man with the hairlip takes his nuts. On his way out he says, "one more thing. thanthks for not making funth of my hairlipth."

The nut salesman say, "Not at all sir. If you'll notice, I have a large nose. Thank you for not making fun of me for that."

The man with the hairlip says, "thaths your nothes? I thought it was your dick your nuths are so high!"