The Midget With A Cleft Lip Who Is The Greatest Toothbrush Salesman On Earth

A midget walks into a toothbrush factory and asks to speak with the manager. The midget says "I am the greatesth toofbruth thalesman on earth." The manager says "well, we're not currently hiring...but I like your style. Here's 10 toothbrushes. They're $1 each. Come back tomorrow with $10 in sales and maybe I can find you a job here."

A few hours later, the midget comes back with $10. "Wow, that was pretty good!" says the manager. Okay, tell you what - here's 100 toothbrushes. Come back at the end of the week and if you sold them all, I'll make you a senior salesman."

That evening, the midget comes back with $100. The manager is amazed, but suspicious. "Okay, this is pretty insane. I'll give you 1,000 toothbrushes, and if you can sell them all by the end of the week, I'll make you the regional sales manager." The midget comes back the next morning with $1,000. The manager shakes his head "I can't believe it, but I'm a man of my word. I'll set you up in a corner office with a signing bonus and your own assistant and a company car. But first, you have to tell me the secret to your success."

"Come witf me," the midget says. They get into the midget's car with giant box of toothbrushes. The manager notices a large bag of potato chips and jars of hummus on the back seat. "What're those for?" "You'll thee." They head to the airport.

The midget gets out, grabs the chips and dip, a sign and the box of toothbrushes, and wheels a luggage cart with all this stuff to the terminal. The manager follows him "you sure you don't need any help?" "No, fhank you. I got thif." The midget stands near the baggage claim with the sign that the manager now sees says "FREE CHIPS N' DIP" - the manager screws up his face, but shrugs it off; he needs to see this master salesman in action.

A man walks past as the midget says "hello thir, would you like to thry thum dip?" "Oh, thank you!" The man takes a chip, dips it into the hummus, and takes a bite. "WHAT THE FUCK THIS DIP TASTES LIKE SHIT!"

"It ith shith - wanna buy a toofbruth?"