Two Hunters In The Woods

Two hunters are in the woods. The first says "man I really need to crap but I didn't bring any toilet paper" the second hunter says "don't you have a dollar or something in your wallet?" Hunter 1 says "oh yea I'll be back" 10 or so minutes pass and the first hunter finally comes back with crap all over his hands. Hunter 2 says "what happened?!?" Hunter 1 " you try wiping with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"