Who's More Well Known?

Dave and Joe, were arguing about who was more well known.

"I know everyone", says Dave. "Oh yea, prove it!" says Joe.

"Ok, its the republican debate tomorrow, lets go meet Donald Trump, he and I go way back", says Dave. They go to the debate and manage to get backstage, and are stopped by security, Trump comes up and says " Hi Dave! Come on through, any friend of yours is a friend of mine "

Joe's a little wonderstruck, and says "Thats amazing,who else do you know?"

Dave says, " I know the president too", Joe cant believe it and says " Come on Dave, by some weird chance you might know Donald Trump, but there's no way you know the President."

"Come on", says Dave," I'll show you ", He calls the switchboard and tells the operator, " Tell big O that Dave's on the line." Incredibly, the next voice is the president's, saying "Anything important Dave? I'm Just getting ready for the Pope's visit tomorrow."

Joe's really blown away by now, but Dave says " Oh nothing much Barack, say, I haven't caught up with his holiness in a while, can I come by and shoot the breeze for a while?"

"Sure", says the president, "Come on down."

Joe says, " Come on Dave, I've got a hundred bucks here that says you dont know the pope. You may have worked for the president's campaign, met Trump a couple of times, but not the pope."

Dave takes the bet, and the next day, as the pope is being greeted by the president and first lady, sure enough, Dave is with them, there's a commotion in the crowd.

Secret service agents hurry over and find that Joe has fainted in the crowd. They revive him, and ask " Are you alright Sir? Would you like some water? Are you ill? Why did you faint?"

Joe replies, "I'm ok ,thanks.I was in the crowd and someone said, who are those people with Dave?"