Cigarettes In The Rain

Two old ladies were sitting out in front of a nursing home smoking, when all of the sudden it began to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut the tip off and slid it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 2: "What in the world is that?"

Lady 1: "A condom."

Lady 2: "Where can I get one??"

Lady 1: "At the pharmacy!"

So the other old lady walks to the drug store, straight to the pharmacist.

Lady: "I'd like to buy some condoms please!"

Pharmacist: "There are many kinds, do you need anything in particular?"

Lady: "I don't care, as long as they'll fit on a Camel!"