Adam Loves Being On Earth But He Is A Little Lonely

"Dear God, I am so lonely."

God responds, "Well, Adam, you're in luck. I've created another being that perfectly suits you. This being is kind, and will cater to your every need. If you are hungry, this being will prepare you a delicious meal. If you seek pleasure, this being will pleasure you until you are totally pacified."

Adam's eyes are wide. "But there is a price. " How much?, Adam asks. "It costs an arm and a leg."

"Eh.... what can I get for a rib?"