I Was At The Amusement Park Today And Had To Go Number 2 Real Bad.

The security guard must have noticed...he yelled at me, it scared me, and I nearly fell off the roller coaster. Then the people behind me yelled at me because shit flew in their faces. Then I got scared and peed and it went all on the visitors below...they got mad at me and I pooped my pants on the Ferris wheel!

Then I went to pool to go tp the bathroom in the deep end all secret like. The lifeguard must have noticed because he yelled no cannon balls, then looked over at me very confused since I was dry, but everything got wet...even the cars in the parking lots 200 feet away. Then the water started to turn red because the poop I took was so big.

I then got scared and pissed but I was at the concession stand now...the cashier must have noticed because the vanilla snowcone I had just bought just turned into lemon flavor. She took a bite because she was so confused. She took one lick, looked me in the eyes, took off her clothes and fucked me there....I got scared and pooped my pants but this time it was inside her VAGINA! And the snow cone was actually red now because she was color blind!

Ok here is the punchline...I didn't poop inside her vagina, I pooped inside an asshole because it was a man cashier instead! but double punchline...it was actually my own asshole! And the color of the snow cone was actually brown! I was hallucinating thinking all this and just took a normal poop but technically I did poop in an asshole!!! hahahahhah.

Mushrooms are great, except for the having diarrhea part and eating it! Not eating the mushrooms....eating the diarrhea!!!! HAHAH get it...do you get it?!?