A Farmer Is Bad At His Job

he goes out to make hay and crashes the tractor. He puts the turkey chicks in with the hens by mistake. He goes out to slaughter his pig and cuts his finger instead. "damn you are bad at you're job!", the pig exclaims. "a talking pig! ", the farmer exclaims. And he decides to sell the pig instead of slaughtering it. He goes to the market and tries to sell the pig. The people at the market think he is crazy, so he doesn't sell it. I am a bad farmer but at least I get by he thinks. If I go into business selling things I will starve. So he continues on the farm, but the pig convinces all the animals to go on strike. The farmer asks the animals what they want, and they say they want the pig in charge.