A Zoophiliac, A Necrophilliac, A Masochist, A Sadist, And A Satanist Are In A Room

A zoophiliac, a necrophilliac, a masochist, a sadist, and a satanist are in a room together. "I want to find a cat to fuck" says the zoophilliac

"We should sacrifice it to our dark Lord when you're done." says the satanist.

"Good idea, but we should cut its eyes out and skin it while its still alive before we kill it" says the sadist

"Then after we kill it we can fuck it!"says the necrophiliac

The masochist looks around the room. "meow" he says