A Man And His Wife

So... A man is watching a football match when a tile fell from the ceiling in the kitchen. The wife is yelling at him: when are you going to glue the tiles in the kitchen? The man replays with: Wife? Do you think Im a ceramist? Nothing... Few moments later and the ceiling in the hallway colapsed. Again the wife yells at him. The man replays with: Wife? Do you think im a mason? Nothing... Again few moments later and the boiler starts to leak in the bathroom. The wife again yells at him. The man replays with: wife? Do you think im a plumber? Nothing... The next day the man comes from work and saw everything fixed. The man asks: wife? Who fixed all this? Wife replays with: our neighbour! The man replays with: well did you pay him? Wife: well... You see...He asked me to make him cookies or that! Man: what "That"? Wife: you know... the thing we didnt do in 6 years Man: well? Did you make him the cookies? Wife:Man? Do you think im a cook?